Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I got a hint of things to come when I \ | overheard my boss lamenting, 'The books | | are done and we still don't have an | | author! I must sign someone today! | | | | -- Tamim Ansary, "Edutopia Magazine, | | Issue 2, November 2004" | | | \ on the topic of school textbooks / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;