Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I woke up a feelin' mean went down to \ | play the slot machine the wheels turned | | round, and the letters read "Better | | head back to Tennessee Jed" | | | \ -- Grateful Dead / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;