Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Many of the convicted thieves Parker \ | has met began their life of crime after | | taking college Computer Science | | courses. | | | | -- Roger Rapoport, "Programs for | \ Plunder", Omni, March 1981 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;