Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ /lilo: well then, you are \ | probably a responsible thinker. | | | | Welcome to a very small club. | \ Overfiend: welcome me when you join :) / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;