Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / No matter who you are, some scholar can \ | show you the great idea you had was had | \ by someone before you. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;