Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / When dreams become more important than \ | reality, you give up travel, building, | | creating; you even forget how to repair | | the machines left behind by your | | ancestors. You just sit living and | | reliving other lives left behind in the | | thought records. | | | | -- Vina, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"), | \ stardate unknown / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;