Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / For I swore I would stay a year away \ | from her; out and alas! but with break | | of day I went to make supplication. | | | \ -- Paulus Silentiarius, c. 540 A.D. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;