Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I pledge allegiance to the flag of the \ | United States of America and to the | | republic for which it stands, one | | nation, indivisible, with liberty and | | justice for all. | | | \ -- Francis Bellamy, 1892 / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;