Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / You can not get anything worthwhile \ | done without raising a sweat. | | | | -- The First Law Of Thermodynamics | | | | What ever you want is going to cost a | | little more than it is worth. | | | | -- The Second Law Of Thermodynamics | | | | You can not win the game, and you are | | not allowed to stop playing. | | | \ -- The Third Law Of Thermodynamics / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;