Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / "The subspace _W inherits the other 8 \ | properties of _V. And there aren't | | even any property taxes." | | | \ -- J. MacKay, Mathematics 134b / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;