Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Every group has a couple of experts. \ | And every group has at least one idiot. | | | | Thus are balance and harmony (and | | discord) maintained. It's sometimes | | hard | | | | to remember this in the bulk of the | | flamewars that all of the hassle and | | | | pain is generally caused by one or two | | highly-motivated, caustic twits." | | | | -- Chuq Von Rospach, chuq@apple.com, | \ about Usenet / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;