Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "A power so great, it can only be used \ | for Good or Evil!" | | | | -- Firesign Theatre, "The Giant Rat of | \ Summatra" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;