Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / If this were Ada, I suppose we'd just \ | constant fold 1/0 into | | | | die "Illegal division by zero" | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199711100226.SAA12549@wall.org> / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;