Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / * dark greets liw with a small yellow \ | frog. * liw kisses the frog and watches | | it transform to a beautiful nerd | | | | girl, takes her out to ice cream, and | | lives happily forever after | | | | with herliw: Umm it's too late | \ to have the frog back? / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;