Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / This wasn't just plain terrible, this \ | was fancy terrible. This was terrible | | with raisins in it. | | | \ -- Dorothy Parker / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;