Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / FORTUNE EXPLAINS WHAT JOB REVIEW CATCH \ | PHRASES MEAN: #9 has management | | potential: | | | | Because of his intimate relationship | | with inanimate objects, the | | | | reviewee has been appointed to the | | critical position of department | | | | pencil monitor. | | | | inspirational: | | | | A true inspiration to others. ("There, | | but for the grace of God, | | | | go I.") | | | | adapts to stress: | | | | Passes wind, water, or out depending | | upon the severity of the | | | | situation. | | | | goal oriented: | | | | Continually sets low goals for himself, | | and usually fails | | | \ to meet them. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;