Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Q: How does a hacker fix a function \ | which | | | | doesn't work for all of the elements in | \ its domain? A: He changes the domain. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;