Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The Moving Finger writes; and, having \ | writ, | | | | Moves on: nor all they Piety nor Wit | | Shall lure it back to cancel half a | | Line, | | | | Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of | \ it. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;