Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Of all the words of witch's doom \ | There's none so bad as which and whom. | | The man who kills both which and whom | | Will be enshrined in our Who's Whom. | | | \ -- Fletcher Knebel / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;