Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / When all else fails, pour a pint of \ | Guinness in the gas tank, advance the | | spark 20 degrees, cry "God Save the | | Queen!", and pull the starter knob. | | | \ -- MG "Series MGA" Workshop Manual / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;