Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / I don't know what Descartes' got, But \ | booze can do what Kant cannot. | | | \ -- Mike Cross / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;