Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Monterey... is decidedly the \ | pleasantest and most civilized-looking | | place in California ... [it] is also a | | great place for cock-fighting, gambling | | of all sorts, fandangos, and various | | kinds of amusements and knavery. | | | | -- Richard Henry Dama, "Two Years | \ Before the Mast", 1840 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;