Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "What is striking, however, is the \ | general layout and integration of the | | system. Debian is a truly elegant Linux | | distribution; great care has been taken | | in the preparation of packages and | | their placement within the system. The | | sheer number of packages available is | \ also impressive...." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;