Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ XXI: \
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| It's easy to get a loan unless you need |
| it. XXII: |
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| If stock market experts were so expert, |
| they would be buying stock, |
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| not selling advice. XXIII: |
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| Any task can be completed in only |
| one-third more time than is |
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| currently estimated. XXIV: |
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| The only thing more costly than |
| stretching the schedule of an |
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| established project is accelerating it, |
| which is itself the most |
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| costly action known to man. XXV: |
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| A revised schedule is to business what |
| a new season is to an athlete |
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| or a new canvas to an artist. |
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\ -- Norman Augustine /
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;