Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
_________________________________________
/ QOTD: \
| |
| Talent does what it can, genius what it |
| must. |
| |
\ I do what I get paid to do. /
-----------------------------------------
\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;