Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Sometimes, when I think of what that \ | girl means to me, it's all I can do to | | keep from telling her. | | | \ -- Andy Capp / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;