Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Pacific Bell Customer Service, this is \ | [..], how can I provide you with | | excellent customer service today?" | | "HAHAHAHAHA!! That's good, I like it.." | | "Um, thanks, they make us say that." | | | | -- knghtbrd and a pacbell rep, name | \ removed to protect her job / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;