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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ The annual meeting of the "You Have To  \
| Listen To Experience" Club is now in    |
| session. Our Achievement Awards this    |
| year are in the fields of publishing,   |
| advertising and industry. For best      |
| consistent contribution in the field of |
| publishing our award goes to editor,    |
| R.L.K., [...] for his unrivaled alle-   |
| giance without variation to the         |
| statement: "Personally I'd love to do   |
| it, we'd ALL love to do it. But we're   |
| not going to do it. It's not the kind   |
| of book our house knows how to handle." |
| Our superior performance award in the   |
| field of advertising goes to media      |
| executive, E.L.M., [...] for the        |
| continu- ally creative use of the old   |
| favorite: "I think what you've got here |
| could be very exciting. Why not give it |
| one more try based on the approach I've |
| out- lined and see if you can come up   |
| with something fresh." Our final award  |
| for courageous holding action in the    |
| field of industry goes to supervisor,   |
| R.S., [...] for her unyielding grip on  |
| "I don't care if they fire me, I've     |
| been arguing for a new approach for     |
| YEARS but are we SURE that this is the  |
| right time--" I would like to conclude  |
| this meeting with a verse written       |
| specially for our prospectus by our     |
| founding president fifty years ago --   |
| and now, as then, fully expressive of   |
| the emotion most close to all our       |
| hearts --                               |
|                                         |
| Treat freshness as a youthful quirk,    |
|                                         |
| And dare not stray to ideas new,        |
|                                         |
| For if t'were tried they might e'en     |
| work                                    |
|                                         |
\ And for a living what woulds't we do?   /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;