Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Every program has at least one bug and \ | can be shortened by at least one | | instruction -- from which, by | | induction, one can deduce that every | | program can be reduced to one | \ instruction which doesn't work. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;