Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / At any given moment, an arrow must be \ | either where it is or where it is not. | | But obviously it cannot be where it is | | not. And if it is where it is, that is | | equivalent to saying that it is at | | rest. | | | | -- Zeno's paradox of the moving | \ (still?) arrow / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;