Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / The public is an old woman. Let her \ | maunder and mumble. | | | \ -- Thomas Carlyle / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;