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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

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/ First, a few words about tools.         \
|                                         |
| Basically, a tool is an object that     |
| enables you to take advantage of the    |
| laws of physics and mechanics in such a |
| way that you can seriously injure       |
| yourself. Today, people tend to take    |
| tools for granted. If you're ever       |
| walking down the street and you notice  |
| some people who look particularly smug, |
| the odds are that they are taking tools |
| for granted. If I were you, I'd walk    |
| right up and smack them in the face.    |
|                                         |
| -- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the       |
\ Screw"                                  /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;