Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The history of the rise of Christianity \ | has everything to do with politics, | | culture, and human frailties and | | nothing to do with supernatural | | manipulation of events. Had divine | | intervention been the guiding force, | | surely two millennia after the birth of | | Jesus he would not have a world where | | there are more Muslims than Catholics, | | more Hindus than Protestants, and more | | nontheists than Catholics and | | Protestants combined. | | | | -- John K. Naland, "The First Easter", | \ Free Inquiry magazine, Vol. 8, No. 2 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;