Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / But this has taken us far afield from \ | interface, which is not a bad place to | | be, since I particularly want to move | | ahead to the kludge. Why do people have | | so much trouble understanding the | | kludge? What is a kludge, after all, | | but not enough K's, not enough ROM's, | | not enough RAM's, poor quality | | interface and too few bytes to go | | around? Have I explained yet about the | \ bytes? / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;