Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ Every one says that politicians lie all \
| the time, and that just isn't so! But |
| you do have to understand body language |
| to know when they're lying and when |
| they aren't. |
| |
| When a politician rubs his nose, he |
| isn't lying. |
| |
| When a politician tugs on his ear, he |
| isn't lying. |
| |
| When a politician scratches his collar |
| bone, he isn't lying. |
| |
| When his mouth starts moving, that's |
\ when he's lying! /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;