Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Friendships last when each friend \ | thinks he has a slight superiority over | | the other. | | | \ -- Honore DeBalzac / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;