Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Whenever a system becomes completely \ | defined, some damn fool discovers | | something which either abolishes the | | system or expands it beyond | \ recognition. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;