Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Couldn't we jury-rig the cat to act as \ | an audio switch, and have it yell at | | people to save their core images before | | logging them out? I'm sure the cattle | | prod would be effective in this regard. | | In any case, a traverse mounted iguana, | | while more perverted, gives better | | traction, not to mention being easier | \ to stake. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;