Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Moishe Margolies, who weighed all of \ | 105 pounds and stood an even five feet | | in his socks, was taking his first | | airplane trip. He took a seat next to a | | hulking bruiser of a man who happened | | to be the heavyweight champion of the | | world. Little Moishe was uneasy enough | | before he even entered the plane, but | | now the roar of the engines and the | | great height absolutely terrified him. | | So frightened did he become that his | | stomach turned over and he threw up all | | over the muscular giant siting beside | | him. Fortunately, at least for Moishe, | | the man was sound asleep. But now the | | little man had another problem. How in | | the world would he ever explain the | | situation to the burly brute when he | | awakened? The sudden voice of the | | stewardess on the plane's intercom, | | finally woke the bruiser, and Moishe, | | his heart in his mouth, rose to the | | occasion. | | | | "Feeling better now?" he asked | \ solicitously. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;