Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / * weasel wonders how stupid one has to \ | be to spam alt.anonymous.messages | |weasel: about half as stupid | \ as one has to be to harvest it. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;