Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / You are not a fool just because you \ | have done something foolish -- only if | \ the folly of it escapes you. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;