Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "Can't you just gesture hypnotically \ | and make him disappear?" | | | | "It does not work that way. RUN!" | | | | -- Hadji on metaphyics and Mandrake in | \ "Johnny Quest" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;