Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Instead of giving money to found \ | colleges to promote learning, why don't | | they pass a constitutional amendment | | prohibiting anybody from learning | | anything? If it works as good as the | | Prohibition one did, why, in five years | | we would have the smartest race of | | people on earth. | | | \ -- The Best of Will Rogers / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;