Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ I got my driver's license photo taken \
| out of focus on purpose. Now when I get |
| pulled over the cop looks at it (moving |
| it nearer and farther, trying to see it |
| clearly)... and says, "Here, you can |
| go." |
| |
\ -- Steven Wright /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;