Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ "Certainly, if an individual was \
| stopped and accused of shoplifting |
| after |
| |
| walking out of Neiman-Marcus they would |
| expect to be eventually told |
| |
| what they allegedly stole. It would be |
| absurd for an officer to tell |
| |
| the accused that 'you know what you |
| stole I'm not telling.' Or, to |
| |
| simply hand the accused individual a |
| catalog of Neiman-Marcus' entire |
| |
| inventory and say 'it's in there |
| somewhere, you figure it out.'" |
| |
| -- Judge Brooke Wells' Order Granting |
| in Part IBM's Motion to Limit |
| |
\ SCO's Claims /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;