Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / While walking down a crowded City \ | street the other day, I heard a little | | urchin To a comrade turn and say, "Say, | | Chimmey, lemme tell youse, I'd be happy | | as a clam If only I was de feller dat | | Me mudder t'inks I am. | | | | "She t'inks I am a wonder, My friends, | | be yours a life of toil An' she knows | | her little lad Or undiluted joy, Could | | never mix wit' nuttin' You can learn a | | wholesome lesson Dat was ugly, mean or | | bad. From that small, untutored boy. | | Oh, lot o' times I sit and t'ink Don't | | aim to be an earthly saint How nice, | | 'twould be, gee whiz! With eyes fixed | | on a star: If a feller was de feller | | Just try to be the fellow that Dat his | | mudder t'inks he is." Your mother | | thinks you are. | | | | -- Will S. Adkin, "If I Only Was the | \ Fellow" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;