Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Modern psychology takes completely for \ | granted that behavior and neural | | function are perfectly correlated, that | | one is completely caused by the other. | | There is no separate soul or lifeforce | | to stick a finger into the brain now | | and then and make neural cells do what | | they would not otherwise. Actually, of | | course, this is a working assumption | | only....It is quite conceivable that | | someday the assumption will have to be | | rejected. But it is important also to | | see that we have not reached that day | | yet: the working assumption is a | | necessary one and there is no real | | evidence opposed to it. Our failure to | | solve a problem so far does not make it | | insoluble. One cannot logically be a | | determinist in physics and biology, and | | a mystic in psychology. | | | | -- D. O. Hebb, Organization of | | Behavior: A Neuropsychological Theory, | \ 1949 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;