Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Take your dying with some seriousness, \ | however. Laughing on the way to your | | execution is not generally understood | | by less advanced life forms, and | | they'll call you crazy. | | | | -- "Messiah's Handbook: Reminders for | \ the Advanced Soul" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;