Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Auribus teneo lupum. \ | | | [I hold a wolf by the ears.] | | | | [Boy, it *sounds* good. But what does | \ it *mean*?] / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;