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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Behind all the political rhetoric being \
| hurled at us from abroad, we are        |
| bringing home one unassailable fact --  |
| [terrorism is] a crime by any civilized |
| standard, committed against innocent    |
| people, away from the scene of          |
| political conflict, and must be dealt   |
| with as a crime. . . .                  |
|                                         |
| [I]n our recognition of the nature of   |
| terrorism as a crime lies our best hope |
| of dealing with it. . . .               |
|                                         |
| [L]et us use the tools that we have.    |
| Let us invoke the cooperation we have   |
| the right to expect around the world,   |
| and with that cooperation let us shrink |
| the dark and dank areas of sanctuary    |
| until these cowardly marauders are held |
| to answer as criminals in an open and   |
| public trial for the crimes they have   |
| committed, and receive the punishment   |
| they so richly deserve.                 |
|                                         |
| -- William H. Webster, Director,        |
| Federal Bureau of Investigation, 15 Oct |
\ 1985                                    /
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;