Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "There was no difference between the \ | behavior of a god and the operations of | | pure chance..." | | | \ -- Thomas Pynchon, _Gravity's Rainbow_ / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;