Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ Perl itself is usually pretty good \
| about telling you what you shouldn't |
| do. :-) |
| |
| -- Larry Wall in |
\ <11091@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV> /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;