Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A housewife, an accountant and a \ | lawyer were asked to add 2 and 2. | | | | The housewife replied, "Four!". | | | | The accountant said, "It's either 3 or | | 4. Let me run those figures through my | | spread sheet one more time." | | | | The lawyer pulled the drapes, dimmed | | the lights and asked in a hushed voice, | \ "How much do you want it to be?" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;