Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I used to be such a sweet sweet thing, \ | 'til they got a hold of me, I opened | | doors for little old ladies, I helped | | the blind to see, I got no friends | | 'cause they read the papers, they can't | | be seen, With me, and I'm feelin' real | | shot down, And I'm, uh, feelin' mean, | | | | No more, Mr. Nice Guy, | | | | No more, Mr. Clean, | | | | No more, Mr. Nice Guy, They say "He's | | sick, he's obscene". | | | | My dog bit me on the leg today, my cat | | clawed my eyes, Ma's been thrown out of | | the social circle, and Dad has to hide, | | I went to church, incognito, when | | everybody rose, The reverend Smithy, he | | recognized me, And punched me in the | | nose, he said, (chorus) He said "You're | | sick, you're obscene". | | | \ -- Alice Cooper, "No More Mr. Nice Guy" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;