Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ "...'fire' does not matter, 'earth' \
| and 'air' and 'water' do not matter. |
| 'I' do not matter. No word matters. But |
| man forgets reality and remembers |
| words. The more words he remembers, the |
| cleverer do his fellows esteem him. He |
| looks upon the great transformations of |
| the world, but he does not see them as |
| they were seen when man looked upon |
| reality for the first time. Their names |
| come to his lips and he smiles as he |
| tastes them, thinking he knows them in |
| the naming." |
| |
| -- Siddartha, _Lord_of_Light_ by Roger |
\ Zelazny /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;