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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ I used to be such a sweet sweet thing,  \
| 'til they got a hold of me, I opened    |
| doors for little old ladies, I helped   |
| the blind to see, I got no friends      |
| 'cause they read the papers, they can't |
| be seen, With me, and I'm feelin' real  |
| shot down, And I'm, uh, feelin' mean,   |
|                                         |
| No more, Mr. Nice Guy,                  |
|                                         |
| No more, Mr. Clean,                     |
|                                         |
| No more, Mr. Nice Guy, They say "He's   |
| sick, he's obscene".                    |
|                                         |
| My dog bit me on the leg today, my cat  |
| clawed my eyes, Ma's been thrown out of |
| the social circle, and Dad has to hide, |
| I went to church, incognito, when       |
| everybody rose, The reverend Smithy, he |
| recognized me, And punched me in the    |
| nose, he said, (chorus) He said "You're |
| sick, you're obscene".                  |
|                                         |
\ -- Alice Cooper, "No More Mr. Nice Guy" /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;